FAQ
Q. Why do you spell it ‘Caliparti’ and not ‘Caliparty’?
A. Because a team of scientists in a top-secret think tank determined that spelling it ‘Caliparti’ was more likely to get you compliments, promotions, and a longer life span than ‘Caliparty’. During the tests, when Susy wore her shirt she felt so great she overcame her social anxiety disorder. Tommy knew he was wearing something special when he was able to finally beat Ivan, his arch-nemesis, in arm-wrestling without even going ‘over-the-top’.
Moreover, it is not a Caliparty because we are not having a party in California. We are having a Caliparti in Kentucky. Sometimes you just have to break out a lexicon straight outta Lexington.
Q. I plan on wearing my Caliparti shirt all the time! Will the shirts tear up in the washing machine or dryer?
A. I’m so glad you asked that question! All of our shirts are high quality, durable 6.2 (oz) shirts. So no, they will not tear up or fall apart in your washing machine or dryer. For those unfortunate souls ‘not in the know’, a quality shirt like the one we are providing you will drape over your upper-torso as if an Italian tailor named Giorgio custom-designed it just for you. In short, they will not erode over time – like that old ‘California Raisins’ shirt did years ago.
Q. Wait a minute, ONE SHIRT is all you have?!? WHAT?!?
A. Indeed. Currently we only have one shirt designed, but plans are in place for an ever-growing amount of apparel that fits our Caliparti theme. Also, it is our goal to provide the Caliparti community with shirts you want. We look forward to your feedback on our first generation Caliparti shirt. Please feel free to leave us any thoughts or requests for a shirt you would like in our comments section, or email us at Caliparti@gmail.com
Q. How long will it take before I receive my Caliparti shirt?
A. Please allow up to 14 business days for shipping.
Q. What a great idea! Where did you come up with it?
A. Well, the short answer is that my brain stays in a Holiday Inn Express state of mind. For a more detailed response, please see: the about us page.
